The Food Door

The humans keep food behind a white door in the kitchen. They used to give me treats like bacon and cheese. Lately they give me only a certain kind of food. Same thing, day after day. They keep saying something about a thyroid issue, but I don't understand. I want bacon dammit!

I claim this doorway as mine.

The Torture Chamber

They have to wear asbestos gloves...ha ha.

The humans put me in the black bag and took me to the torture chamber. The last time I was there they did unspeakable things to me. I remember well. This time they poked me with sharp objects and held me down while they clipped my nails. I fought back furiously. It took 4 of them to hold me down. My howling could be heard throughout the office. Four humans to one cat. Next time it will take 5!

I am right here

At night the humans lock my escape tunnel. They usually check to see where I am before they lock the door. Sometimes, I am outside at one of my mouse hunting stations. Sometimes I ignore the humans when they call me. Depends on my mood and whether I have seen a mouse. Last night the female human took a flashlight and went out in the rain, looking in the bushes where I usually lurk. I could hear her calling but I was very warm and comfy in a new sleeping place. She went through the back yard and through the front yard. When she came back in the house I got up from my new sleeping place and stood in the hall. She didn't think to look in the chair by the fireplace! It is amusing to watch humans run around searching for me when I am already in the house.